the-laughing-cactus: the-laughing-cactus: the-laughing-cactus: the-laughing-cactus: what did the mommy giraffe say to the baby giraffe?
android18: meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
the-laughing-cactus: jaclcfrost: if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
bondoge: why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
Do you ever just touch your face and you’re like wow I can feel the ugly
christophercarver: getoffmybloghoe: josephinem: getoffmybloghoe: when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just IT CAME BACK AGAIN HAHAHHHAHAHA omg I posted this like 3 days ago
3ridan: do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were...
It must be so nice to be loved.– Daul Kim (via daulism)
bitchouttahell: shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
africans: i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
yologna: people say when you eat chocolate you break out but i dont see how consuming a hersheys bar is gonna get me out of jail
wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world